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Buy
$FOMOSEst. ~2,000,000 BC

Evolution can change the body. It cannot cure FOMO.

Buy $FOMOS
01 — Before the charts

Before traders. Before charts. Before wallets.

2,000,000 BC
Discovers fire
10,000 BC
Discovers the wheel
Last Tuesday
Discovers the buy button

Millions of years ago, mankind discovered fire. Fomo Sapiens discovered something much more dangerous.

02 — The ancient ritual

Buy the top. Sell the bottom.

FOMOS/USD
His PnL: —
0.000300.000600.000900.001200.00150
BUY
SELL

00Scroll. The market is open.

Portrait of Fomo Sapiens, a wide-eyed caveman resting his chin on his fist, smiling hopefully
Specimen Nº 069Hall of Bad Entries
do not feed
after a pump
03 — Field notes

That has never stopped him. not once.

Species
Homo Fomo Sapiens
Age
~2,000,000 years
Habitat
A cave. And fomo.family
Strategy
Buy the top, sell the bottom
Stop loss
None
Risk management
Never heard of it
Understands market cap
Probably not
Weakness
Big green candles
Superpower
Hope
04 — The dream

PnL
+$0
Fomo Sapiens sits on a rock at sunset beside a stone tablet carved with a PnL of $69,690,069
1One perfect entry.
2One massive pump.
3One trade that changes everything.

He does not dream about financial freedom.
He dreams about a stupid amount of money.

05 — The coin

One old caveman. One very modern problem. A coin for everyone who has ever bought a green candle at the exact top.

Contract addressArc

Always verify the address before you buy. There is only one Fomo Sapiens.

06 — How to buy

three steps. even he can do it. (he did. at the top.)

  1. Step 1

    Open fomo.family

    Get the app, make an account. Unlike him, you can read the instructions.

  2. Step 2

    Fund it

    Add funds on Arc. Keep some for meat. Meat is important.

  3. Step 3

    Buy $FOMOS

    Hit a Buy button on this site. It opens the token on fomo.family. Check the contract matches, press buy. Then — the hard part — don't sell the bottom.

Buy $FOMOS

Rule #1: don't sell the bottom. He will.

07 — The cave wall

Painted on the cave wall, one bad trade at a time.

Fomo Sapiens grinning at a crashing chart while daydreaming about a stone sports car full of gold
chart: down bad. brain: lambo.
Fomo Sapiens sweating over a TAKE PROFIT and a BUY MORE stone button
we all know which one he pressed
Two panels: Fomo Sapiens rejecting a sensible strategy tablet, then pointing happily at a new token
patience is for rocks
Fomo Sapiens kneeling in tears before a stone ape statue covered in bananas and candles
dear ape gods, one green candle
Fomo Sapiens shouting with his hands out
who sold?! (it was him)
Fomo Sapiens taking a thumbs-up selfie on a mountain above a city of candlestick skyscrapers
great view. he bought here.
Incoming call screen showing Fomo Sapiens's mom in a pink headscarf
mom calling after the rent went in
Fomo Sapiens in a fur coat laughing through tears with a goblet while a red chart falls
portfolio: -80%. vibes: rich.
Cartoon Fomo Sapiens calmly sitting in a burning cave saying this is fine
chart on fire. still holding.
Fomo Sapiens in a banana costume waving hello
gm from the banana zone
Fomo Sapiens with a huge scheming grin next to a stone reading same plan always
same plan. always.